CANDY STORE END - correct answer ✔✔JD: You shouldn't have bowed down to the swatch-dogs and
diet-cokeheads. They're gonna crush that girl.
VERONICA: I'm sorry, what? - correct answer ✔✔JD: You've clearly got a soul. You just need to work
harder keeping it clean. We are all born marked for evil.
VERONICA: Okay, don't quote Baudelaire at me and walk away, excuse me? Didn't catch your name. -
correct answer ✔✔JD: I didn't throw it.
KURT: Hey Ram, doesn't this cafeteria have a "no sissy-boys allowed" rule? - correct answer ✔✔JD: I
don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's really hard for you to pronounce.
HEATHER CHANDLER: BQ!!!!! - correct answer ✔✔JD: Greetings and salutations. You want a Slurpee with
that?
VERONICA: No, but if you're nice I'll let you buy me a big gulp. - correct answer ✔✔JD: That's like going
to Mickey D's to order a salad. Slurpee's the signature dish of the house. Did you say cherry or lime?
VERONICA: I said Big Gulp. I'm Veronica, by the way. You ever gonna tell me your name? - correct answer
✔✔JD: I'll end the suspense. Jason Dean. J.D. for short.
VERONICA: So, "J.D." That thing you pulled in the caf was pretty severe. - correct answer ✔✔JD: The
extreme always seems to make an impression.
VERONICA: What brings a Baudelaire-quoting tough guy like you to Sherwood, Ohio? - correct answer
✔✔JD: My dad's work. He owns a de-construction company.
, VERONICA: "De-construction"? - correct answer ✔✔JD: The old man seems to enjoy tearing things
down. Seen the commercial? "I'm Big Bud Dean. If it's in the way, I'll make your day..."
VERONICA: Right, then he pushes the plunger and the screen blows up. That's your dad? - correct
answer ✔✔JD: In all his toxic glory.
VERONICA: Example. I don't really like my friends. - correct answer ✔✔JD: I don't like your friends either.
Bag the party. Hang here.
VERONICA: At the 7-Eleven? Swanky first date. - correct answer ✔✔JD: Hey, I love this place.
(START FREEZE YOUR BRAIN) - correct answer ✔✔JD: Care for a hit?
VERONICA: Does your Mommy know you eat all this crap? - correct answer ✔✔JD: Not anymore.
VERONICA: I gotta go. - correct answer ✔✔JD: So I see.
VERONICA: IM A DEAD GIRL WALKING! - correct answer ✔✔JD: Veronica? What are you doing in my
house?
VERONICA: LETS MAKE THIS BEAUTIFUL! - correct answer ✔✔JD: That works for me.
SPOOKY KIDS: VERY! VERY! VERY! VERY! VERY! VERY! - correct answer ✔✔JD: Are you okay? What's
wrong?
VERONICA: It was just a dream. - correct answer ✔✔JD: What's the rush?
VERONICA: I've gotta get to Heather's house. - correct answer ✔✔JD: Why?! You said you were done
with Heather.
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