Ben Jonson’s The Alchemist
Like Volpone, The Alchemist, also in verse, has a complex intrigue plot with a radial design. In both plays,
there is a central place where deceit is practiced on a procession of fools. In The Alchemist, the setting is
Lovewit’s London house, where, in Lovewit’s absence, his butler Jeremy has invited a cheater, Subtle,
and his whore, Doll, to set up shop as tricksters on a profit-sharing basis.
At the beginning of the play, Subtle and Jeremy haggle over their respective cuts, and Doll manages to
restore peace at the moment that the first of the fools, Dapper, enters. He is a clerk whom Jeremy, as
Captain Face, has encouraged to consult with “Doctor” Subtle. Dapper wants a familiar spirit to help him
win at gambling. After telling him that he is related to the Queen of Fairy, the tricksters whisk him out in
order to welcome the next victim, Drugger, a tobacconist who wants to use magic for arranging his shop
properly. After he leaves, the tricksters spot Sir Epicure Mammon approaching. Jeremy quickly changes
into his disguise as Lungs, Subtle’s alchemical assistant, to welcome the knight and his friend, Surly.
What Sir Epicure wants, and Jeremy and Subtle have promised to deliver, is the “philosopher’s stone,”
the end result of the alchemical process. The stone is supposed to have great power, offering its owner
eternal youth and the ability to transform base metals into gold. Sir Epicure is a believer, but Surly is not,
and no amount of alchemical mumbo jumbo changes his mind. Meanwhile, Sir Epicure is led to believe
that Doll is a lord’s sister driven mad by scholarship.
After getting rid of Sir Epicure and Surly, the tricksters bring in the Puritan Ananias, who wants the
philosopher’s stone to aid his cause. Ananias refuses to pay any more money without first seeing some
results, and Jeremy indignantly throws him out. Drugger then returns and tells Subtle and Jeremy about
Dame Pliant, a rich widow, and her brother, Kastril, prompting Subtle and Jeremy’s great interest.
After Ananias returns with Tribulation Wholesome, and they are sent off to settle an ethical point, the
other clients start parading in too quickly. For a moment, Subtle and Jeremy get rid of all but Dapper,
whom they prepare for a visit from the Queen of Fairy. They blindfold him, tie him to a chair, take his
money, and begin pinching him as fairies. Interrupted by Sir Epicure knocking at the door, the rascals gag
Dapper with gingerbread and lock him in a privy closet.
Jeremy as Lungs introduces Sir Epicure to Doll, then changes into his Captain Face uniform to welcome
Kastril and Dame Pliant. Almost immediately Surly arrives, disguised as a Spanish don who speaks no
English, which induces Subtle and Jeremy to insult him and openly confess their intentions to fleece him.
Surly wants to see Doll, but since she is busy with Sir Epicure, they introduce him to Dame Pliant.
At this point, matters get totally out of control. Sir Epicure blunders by alluding to the philosopher’s
stone, which makes Doll spout passages from an obscure scholarly work. Jeremy, as Lungs, tries to quiet
her, and Subtle, always feigning piety, pretends to be deeply affronted by Sir Epicure’s lust. Meanwhile,
Surly removes his Spanish disguise, denounces the tricksters, and proposes marriage to Dame Pliant.
Jeremy, who as Face had been giving Kastril fighting lessons, tries to get him to challenge Surly, but
Kastril will not fight. Ananias and Drugger arrive to add to the rout, and, as if to underscore the insanity,
the alchemical project explodes.